he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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