I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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