There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
nutella sex= disaster
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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