my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
love makes seman taste better
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We had to coat check the pizza.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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