everyone is single if you try hard enough
high people should be assigned attendants
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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