So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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