he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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