i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
