Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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