but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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