hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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