I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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