You're completely useless in the revolution.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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