I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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