it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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