im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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