Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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