do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we're making bets on your personal life
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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