I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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