I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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