Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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