Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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