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this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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