that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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