if only i could text you this smell
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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