What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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