Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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