She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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