i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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