Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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