It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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