Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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