I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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