CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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