you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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