it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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