I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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