Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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