some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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