I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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