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ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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