yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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