ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Girls should come with a carfax report
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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