So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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