Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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