if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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