I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.