doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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