Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i love accidental penises.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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