i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
if only i could text you this smell
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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