i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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