Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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