worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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